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Robert schmidt 08
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Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I`ll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex." Never found her, but when I got home my place was robbed.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Why doesn`t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap is the hanging plant.
At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
For my sister`s 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
As of 1992, they`ll be called European Economic Community fries.
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