If the police catch you driving drunk, you probably aren't helping your cause by pulling out a g The Morning Call... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:21





Bristol Palin's baby-daddy says "I might marry her.....later. After I've penised many ot New York Daily News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:12





Naked karate fights, textual harassment and a Wynn/Wynn situation: Headlines of the Week 3/8 - 3/14 (Drew)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:11





AIDS? In my capitol? It's more likely than you think [Scary] MSNBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:10





Don Imus announces he's battling nappy-headed prostate cancer [Sad] CBS4.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:09





Bus driver attacks seal. Heidi Klum not impressed [Scary] UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:08





Man who started selling junk on eBay from his garden shed now has 36,000 customers per month and dri Daily Express... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:07





New Wisconsin slogan "Live Like You Mean It" to replace former slogan "At least we'r JSOnline... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:06





"It took a lot for me to put that ad on Craigslist," he said, breaking down in tears. "I CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:05





Protip: if someone calls your place of employment saying an 'auditor' is coming to take mone WBBM... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:04







Scientists determine that women take 23 hours and 45 minutes to get ready to go out somewhere [Obvio (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:03





As a bonus with this year's flu shot, you get a live strain of the bird flu [Scary] MSN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:02





Man stops his car on a busy expressway, gets out, disrobes, then runs a mile until police catch him. Philly.com... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:01





89 year old man invents time machine, teleports driving abilities into 19 year old self, promptly cr (Bradenton Herald)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:01:00





"Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27" Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:59





Medical malpractice lawsuits are so ubiquitous that Pennsylvania actually has to pass a law allowing (Standard-Speaker)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:58





Are you the kind of person who sees the man by the school as half-naked or half-dressed? [Florida] NW Florida Daily News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:57





Teens using fewer inhalants to get high. You know, back in my day, we were GRATEFUL for Wite-Out and AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:56





Obama vows to block AIG bonuses [Hero] KNBC 4 Los Angeles... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:55





Seaside town's annual beauty contest scrapped because it discriminates against ugly fat chicks [ Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-17 00:00:54

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