'Dildo of destiny' leads to lottery win [Amusing] Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:01:02





MSNBC writer swears we're farking cursing more [Obvious] MSNBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:01:01





Why eyewitness testimony is as reliable as a Fox News broadcast [Obvious] Newsweek... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:01:00





Caterpillar--touted a few weeks ago by Obama as the epitome of the upcoming economic turnaround--lay AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:59





Canadian Gov't to Banks: Here's some money. Banks: No thanks, we're good [Interesting] Globe and Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:58





17 pictures of the new 2010 Chevrolet Camaro, which begins production this week [Cool] Detroit Free Press... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:57





However much it might suck, at least your job doesn't run the risk of accidental ebola infection The Local (Germany)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:56





Pro tip: If the man at your door tells you "I'm the police" and "Take off your cloth (Some Guy at the Door)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:55





If your friend asks you to come over and help him fix a pipe in his crawlspace, be sure to brush up 9 News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:54





Never hand a friend a knife, let a bird fly in the house, put a hat on a bed, give an empty purse as (Some Paddy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:53







Photoshop this spray can [Photoshop] (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:52





Street vendors in Toronto allowed to offer daring ethnic dishes, even though many Canadians will hur Globe and Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:51





90 year old Chinese man can make a bra simply by looking at the woman's breasts. Good luck pal, UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:50





County health officials trace whooping cough outbreak to high school wrestling championships. That&# AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:49





North Korea opens its first pizzeria after Kim Jong-il demands North Koreans be allowed to eat the w Salon... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:48





Tip for con artists targeting Massachusetts: Haverhill is pronounced Hāv-Ril, Worcester is pron (some masshole)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:47





Old and busted: "jump the shark". New Hotness: "lesbian kiss of death" [Spiffy] Chicago Sun-Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:46





Maryland bill to ban texting while driving must now go through House. Pretty much the same thing you Baltimore Sun... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:45





Paralyzed man who regained use of legs after spider bite uses those legs to kick his wife's ass CBS News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:44





Lawyer gets new trial for client because juror didn't reveal she was blind. High five [Strange] 9 News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-18 00:00:43

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