Man killed by his own tattoo. Just another reason not to voluntarily get yourself disfigured [Obviou Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:49





Wedding music upsets the neighbor's goat. Neighbor complains. Then things get a little Farky [We (MumbaiMirror)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:48





Nine Swedish cops in trouble for making "sandwich cake" with extra special ingredient (shh, The Local (Sweden)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:47





"Hello air traffic control, this is the Red Arrows flight demonstration team, why has a Boeing 7 ICNetwork... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:46





The wheels on the bus are three blocks back, three blocks back, three blocks back [Scary] CBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:45





Photoshop this womens' basketball player [Photoshop] Telegram... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:44





If you return home from the airport to find a snake in your suitcase, make sure it's real before (Some motherfarking snake)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:43





15 years ago today, v1.0 of the Linux kernel was released. It is now used daily by almost 300 people Wikipedia... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:42





Russia to use Cuban airbases. No, this is not a repeat from 1962 [Scary] CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:41





"Female P.E. teacher arrested for lesbian sex with a female student" trifecta now in play - Mercury News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:40







Tiresome atheists now launching "debaptism" campaigns, even though bishops point out the Orw BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:39





New Lincoln anthology explains why Abe is so cool again. Could have been done in two words: Barack O The Nation... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:38





Protip: When selecting a target to rob, make sure said target is not a Tae Kwon Do studio [Dumbass] SeattlePI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:37





Pittsburgh's graffiti task force is so good that out of state 'artists' have moved into (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:36





Knock knock. Who's there? Naked. Naked who? Naked 28-year old drunk woman on your porch [Strange (Gilroy Dispatch)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:35





LA ends pet sterilzation program, is considering shifting their focus from pets to stupid celebritie AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:34





Madagascar opposition gives president four hours to quit, reopen ports [Interesting] Reuters... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:33





Malaysian man mistakes his neighbor for a monkey, goes apeshiat [Dumbass] CBS News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:32





Bankruptcy auction entrance fee: $0. Bidding for items: $$$. Giving items back to bankrupt family: P (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:31





Remember that story about the Pennsylvania Liquor Board hiring a firm to teach employees not to be r (Some rum drinker)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-15 00:00:30

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