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| You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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| Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?... |
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| If you ever tax your brain, don`t charge more than a penny... |
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| At your speed you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... |
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| You`ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure... |
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| I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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| You`re a habit I`d like to kick; with both feet... |
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| You were the answer to a prayer... |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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| No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be... |
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| You were born because your mother didn`t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide... |
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| I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... |
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| I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much... |
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| Ever since I saw you in your family tree I`ve wanted to cut it down... |
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| All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you... |
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| When you get run over by a car it shouldn`t be listed under accidents... |
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| The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... |
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| Don`t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working... |
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| You`re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you... |
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