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I hear you are an officer... |
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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?... |
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I`d like to break the monotony; where`s your weakest point?... |
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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?... |
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We think of you when we are lonely... |
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I hear you were born on a farm... |
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!... |
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Look, don`t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you`ve got a palm... |
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This is no battle of wits between you and me... |
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Don`t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.... |
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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there... |
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub... |
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs... |
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Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours... |
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You will never be able to live down to your reputation!... |
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You are pretty as a picture and we`d love to hang you... |
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Before you came along we were hungry... |
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along... |
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You always have your ear to the ground... |
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Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit... |
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