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| Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!... |
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| Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread... |
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| Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"... |
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| Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting... |
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| Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!... |
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| There is no vaccine against stupidity... |
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| Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn`t... |
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| So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey... |
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| Pardon me, but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn... |
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| Learn from your parents` mistakes - use birth control!... |
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| Keep talking, someday you`ll say something intelligent... |
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| If your brain was chocolate it wouldn`t fill an M&M... |
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| If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean... |
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| If what you don`t know can`t hurt you, she`s invulnerable... |
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| If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn`t be murder; it would be genocide!... |
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| If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive... |
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| If I ever need a brain transplant, I`d choose yours because I`d want a brain that had never been used... |
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| I`ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!... |
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| I`m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?... |
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| I`ll never forget the first time we met - although I`ll keep trying... |
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