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1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato sal... |
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on His shiny new bike... |
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve... |
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Mulder: We`re too late... |
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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could... |
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`Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse... |
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10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would`ve fit.9. It would be a shame if t... |
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Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don`t want... |
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini... |
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In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it... |
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Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in whic... |
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Today`s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps... |
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T`was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge... |
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1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework"... |
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The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridgeI shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me... |
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Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsid... |
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Category : Holiday jokes.
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Dear Wife:You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I havecertain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 5.81, 172 votes.
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I finished the Oreo`s... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.77, 53 votes.
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Frank always looked on the bright side... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 5.59, 17 votes.
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Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.42, 17 votes.
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