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Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.
Yo Mama so poor that she couldn`t even afford to scratch an itch.
Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn"
Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner.

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