Redneck valentine-1
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Kudzu is green, my dog`s name is Blue And I`m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue`s And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain`t got no scales But I luv you anyway.
You`re as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin` in the pan. Yo`re as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can.
You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we`re in a crowd.
On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I`m in hawg heaven, I`m plumb outta my wits.
And speakin` of wits, You`ve got plenty fer shore. `Cuz you married me Back in `74.
Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape Yo`re there fer yore man, To patch up life`s troubles And stick `em in the can.
Yo`re as strong as a four-wheeler Racin` through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd.
Yo`re as cute as a junebug A-buzzin` overhead. You ain`t mean like no far ant Upon which I oft` tread.
Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad.
When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain`t nuttin` I lack.
Yore complexion, it`s perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin`. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin`.
And when you get old Like a `57 Chevy, Won`t put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy.
Me `n` you`s like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank, We go together Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate For Valentine`s Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, It`s romantic that way.
Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger. "That`s impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, These will not do. For you are too special, You sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor, Better than diamonds it`s a new ridin` mower.
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