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Yo mama is so ugly..
Yo mama jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, Her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don`t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on Her neck. Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down Her back. Yo mama is so stupid, it took Her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around Her neck to get the dog to play with her. yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard. Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
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