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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car`s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman`s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one`s self emotionally to
another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one`s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone`s scored a touchdown,
homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one`s girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression
and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up
in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every
three minutes.
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