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So fat
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Yo mamma`s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma`s so fat, even God couldn`t lift Her spirits!
Yo mamma`s so fat, she has Her own zip code!
Yo mamma`s so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on Her good side.
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma`s so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma`s so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma`s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they`re flats.
Yo mamma`s so fat, Her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma`s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after Her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma`s so fat, she`s on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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