Tips for managers
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1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it`s really a `rush job,` run in and interrupt me every ten minutes to inquire how it`s going. That helps.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you`re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don`t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don`t tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost mea promotion.
8. If you don`t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don`t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done.
10. Never introduce me to the people you`re with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I`m doing for you could really change your life.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it`s nice to know someone is less fortunate.
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