|
|
|
Signs you need a vacation
Work jokes
Rating : 7.33, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
10. You`re so tired you now answer the phone, `Hell.`
9. Your friends call to ask how you`ve been, and you immediately scream, `Get off my back, bitch!`
8. Your garbage can IS your `in` box.
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don`t care.
6. You have so much on your mind, you`ve forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You sleep more at work than at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still haven`t been able to miss a meeting.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
Rating : 7.33, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Work jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 7.33, 3 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!... Read this joke...
It's bad enough that Saddam was hung for the brutal killings of his own people, but he should have received an additional slap on the wrist for violating gallows etiquette by exchanging epiphets with the crowd and insulting the hangman... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice... Read this joke...
There was a man and woman traveling along in their car... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff