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Difference between you and your boss
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Rating : 4.61, 13 votes.
Reviews : 26 [add review]
1 When you take a long time, you`re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
2 When you don`t do it, you`re lazy.
When your boss doesn`t do it, he`s too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you`re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he`s only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you`re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that`s initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you`re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he`s being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you`re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he`s being original.
7 When you please your boss, you`re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he`s being co-operative.
8 When you`re out of the office, you`re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he`s on business.
9 When you`re on a day off sick, you`re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it`s because he`s overworked.
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