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What is the stretchiest substance in the world?
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A teacher asked her clase, "What`s the strechiest substance
in the World?"
Up jumped little Tommy, "I know this one sir."
"Yes Tommy, what would say is the most stretchy substance in
the world?"
"Human skin sir." said Tommy.
"I don`t think so, but what makes you say that it`s human
skin Tommy?"
"It says so in the Bible sir."
"I can`t recall reading this in the Bible Tommy. Perhaps you
could quote it for us." said the teacher.
"Yes sir. It says ". .. and Jesus tied his Ass to a tree
and walked 3 miles into Jerusalem."
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