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Big in texas


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A big Texan took a job out of state. The company required him to have a physical before starting work. The Texan was in the waiting room when a beautiful woman called him in. The woman asked him to remove His clothes and put on a gown. The Texan complied, when he took off His shirt the woman exclaimed...
"My, you sure have big shoulders"
The Texan replied "maam, I`m from Texas, everything in Texas is big" When the Texan removed His pants, the woman exclaimed...
"My you sure have big legs"
The Texan replied "maam, I`m from Texas, everything in Texas is big"
When the Texan removed His underwear, the woman was fabbergasted, and decided to sample His manhood.
As she was bent over the table the Texan asked..
"Ma`am, what part of Texas did you say you were from?"


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