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Tips from the holy man
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A group of boys were going to confession one sunday. The
first boy, John, says:
Father, I`ve done something terrible.
What have you done, John?
I fucked a girl.
Who was it?
I can`t tell you, father, she would never permit it.
Well, John, was it Mary M?
No, father, I can`t tell you.
Was it Heather S, John?
No father I can`t tell you.
Well, John, was it Meghan C?
I can`t tell you father.
Alright, John, your penence is 5 Our Fathers.
Thank you father.
Upon this he leaves the confessional, and the second boy
asks him:
What did you get, John?
5 Our Fathers and 3 Good Leads!
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