God and eve's conversation

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord,
I have a problem!"

"What`s the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that
hilarious comedy snake,? but I`m just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely.? And I`m sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.? I shall create
a man for you."

"What`s a `man`, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive
tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathise or
listen to you properly. All in all, he`ll give you a hard
time.? But, he`ll be bigger and faster and more muscular than
you.? He`ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball
about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether
bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well.? He`s better than a poke in the eye with a
burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What`s that, Lord?"

"You`ll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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