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Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you`re accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, Mother Superior."
Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop His pants."
Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with His pants down!"
Submitted by Curtis
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