River of god
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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the
world, I`d take it and
pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the
wine in the
world, I`d take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in
the world, I`d
take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he
then sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, "For our
closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: `Shall We Gather at the
River`."
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