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River of god
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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: `Shall We Gather at the River`."
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