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Relationship with god
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77 year old Morris went for his annual physical. All of his
tests came back with great results. Dr. Cohen said, "Morris
everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are
you at peace with yourself, and have a good relationship with
God?"
Morris replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that
when I get up in the middle of the night, *poof*. .. the
light goes on when I go
to the bathroom and then *poof* the light goes off!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Cohen, "That`s incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Cohen called Morris`s wife.
"Becky," he said, "Morris is just fine. Physically he`s
great. But I had to call
because I`m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true
that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on
in the bathroom and
then *poof* the light goes off?"
Becky replied, "The darn fool!. .. He`s peeing in the
fridge again!"
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