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Let him believe


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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What`s the problem, Eve?
?Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I`m just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I`m sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What`s a `man,` Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he`ll give you a hard time.
But, he`ll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He`ll also need your advice to think properly. He`ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What`s the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well. you can have him on one condition."
"What`s that, Lord?"
"You`ll have to let him believe that I made him first."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman


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