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Put it down
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Father O`Grady was saying His goodbyes to the parishioners after His Sunday morning service as he always did, when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What`s bothering you so, dear?" inquired Father O`Grady.
"Oh, Father, I`ve got terrible news," replied Mary.
"Well, what is it, Mary?"
"Well, my husband passed away last night, Father."
"Oh, Mary," said the priest. "That`s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did, Father," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?"
Mary replied, "He said, `Please, Mary, put down the gun`..."
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