|
|
|
Plugged in
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out.
He couldn`t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left the church.
When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice, "Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
"Why reverend," the young thing replied, "all of my boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts."
"Hmm, well, let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his head between her tits.
After several minutes, he raised his head and said. "I don`t hear any angels singing!"
"Of course not, reverend," she said. "You`re not plugged in yet!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Don`t you wish when life is badand things just don`t compute,That all we really had to doRead this joke...
Top Ten Things You`ll Never Hear a Dad Say:10... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
You`re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on... Read this joke...
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Arkansas..3 million people,15 last names.... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff