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Golf in heaven
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Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a golf course in Heaven.
The Medium says that His request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days.
After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium.
"Well," said Bill, "What did ya find out?"
"I`ve got good news and bad news for you," said the Medium.
"OK, what`s the good news?" Bill exclaimed.
"Well, there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you`ll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium!
"And the bad news?" asked Bill.
"You`re due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning," the Medium said!
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