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God's holiday
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God`s sitting up in his ivory tower, he`s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being number one, so he`s decided to go on holiday.
He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop round to discuss a few suggestions over a pint and a joint.
`What about Mars?` says one of them.
`Nah, I went there 15,000 years ago,` says God. `It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty.`
`What about Pluto?` suggests another.
`Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago,` says God. `F***ing freezing.`
`What about Mercury then?` says another.
`It`s nice but I went there about 5000 years ago. I nearly burnt me bollocks off it was that hot. Never again,` says God.
`Well what about earth then?` suggests another.
`You must be joking,` says God, `I went there about 2000 years ago, shagged some Israeli bird, and they`re still f***ing talking about it.`
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