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Confession-2
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest says, "Is that you Tommy?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you... for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O`Malley?"
"No, father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No, father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No, father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.
Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks, "What happened?"
Tommy replies, "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
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