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God called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no.. I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all the animals 2 by 2 into the ark?" Noah asked.
"No," said God, "I want you to just take fish on board."
Noah asked, "What kind of fish?"
"Just carp." replied God
"Why just carp?" asked Noah
God quipped, "Because I`ve always wanted a multi story carp ark.."
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