Adam & eve
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After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, ``It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.`` Adam answered, ``Yes, Lord, but what is a `kiss`?``
The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, ``Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable.``
And the Lord replied, ``Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, I`d like you to caress Eve.`` And Adam said, ``What is a `caress`?`` So, the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, ``Lord, that was even better than the kiss.``
And the Lord said, ``You`ve done well Adam. And now, I want you to make love to Eve.`` And Adam asked, ``What is `make love`, Lord?`` So, the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he re-appeared in two seconds. And Adam said, ``Lord, what is a `headache`?``
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