|
|
|
You might be a redneck if 15
Redneck jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
You might be a redneck if...
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you`ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Redneck jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
There was a blonde, bernett and a red-head on a broken ship... Read this joke...
You try to enter your password on the microwave... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Israel is one quarter the size of the state of Maine... Read this joke...
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff