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Check your dirty iq
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Questions... 1. When I go in, I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you`re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I`m spread before I`m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? 5. All day long it`s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I`m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It`s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it`s news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I`m called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I`m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? Answers: 1. a dentist 2. a wedding ring 3. peanut butter 4.chewing gum 5. an elevator 6. a nose 7. a newspaper boy 8. a glove 9. a crane 10. a toothbrush, of course! Now Really!! Just what were you thinking?
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