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Check your dirty iq
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Questions...
1. When I go in, I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you`re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I`m spread before I`m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long it`s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I`m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It`s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it`s news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I`m called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I`m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really!! Just what were you thinking?
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