Two rednecks
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Ed, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Coors. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Ed, it`s a poll-ice roadblock!
We`re gonna get busted fer drinkin` these here beers!" "Don`t worry, Bubba", Ed said, "we`ll just pull over and finish drinkin` these beers, and peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin`, OK?", said Ed. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reach the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin`?"
"No, sir," said Ed. "We`re on the patch"
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