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An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen`s helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
The Outsider assured Her that he did, but simply couldn`t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked Her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed Her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, `The three wise men came from afar.`"
Rating : 5.94, 17 votes.
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