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Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog`s collar and twists, breaking the dog`s neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Forty Niners fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I`m not a Niners fan," the boy replies.
"Oakland Raiders fan rescues friend from horrific attack," says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.
"I`m not a Raiders fan either," the boy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks.
"I`m a Cowboys fan!" the boy says proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet!"
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