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You might be a redneck if 68
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You might be a reneck if... You can chew your own toenails. You`ve ever used an inner-tube patch on your jeans. You want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holiday. Someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles. You let goldenrod grow in your yard because it looks so pretty. You`ve ever absent-mindedly nibbled on your live bait. .. and didn`t spit it out. Your best Sunday clothes include your John Deere baseball cap. You go to a wedding or any formal party and ask someone to pull your finger. Your friend tells you he went online last night, and you think he took a drunk driving test. Your mama has more tattoos than you do.
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