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Redneck divorce
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Rating : 5.67, 15 votes.
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The farmer went into a lawyer`s office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don`t understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don`t understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that`s what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don`t understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she`s a little ol` white gal, but the last youngen` she had was a nagger. That`s why I want a dayvorce."
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