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Hilbilly sex
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Rating : 6.33, 3 votes.
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There`s this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally.
One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut`s sex?"
Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, "Well, Junior, I reckon yore "bout ol `nuff to find out.
Maw, take off all yer clothes, jump up on the bed, and spread `n `em legs."
After Maw is undressed and lying on the bed, Paw looks at Junior and says, "You see that there hole on Maw? Well, jist watch ol` Paw."
Paw jumps on top of Maw and starts doing her every which way.
About this time, Sally walks in, walks over to Junior and whispers, "Jun...Junior. wh-whut`s that?"
Junior being a man of the world now, looks back at Sally and grins, "That`s whatcha call `sex`."
"You see that there hole on Paw? Jist watch ol` Junior."
Submitted by Curtis
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Rating : 6.33, 3 votes.
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