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Hick computer terms-3
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Redneck computer terms
Log On: Makin` the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don`t add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin` an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin` the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin`.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin` too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting` home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it`s below 15 below.
Screen: What `cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That`s what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What`s left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred`s around.
Modem: What `cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix`s wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin` utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C`mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can`t remember whatcha` paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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