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Famous last words
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a
highly secret plan they had funded with the U.S. auto makers
for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project
whereby
the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel
drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before
the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last
words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the
final words were, "Hey y`all, watch this!"
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