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Billy bob and the sheriff
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Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin` walkin` down Main Street wearin` nothin` but your gunbelt and boots?"
"Well Sheriff, it`s a long story."
"I ain`t going nowhere", said the Sheriff.
"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin` kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, `Why don`t we go out to the barn?` So we did.
Then we started getting real close and cuddin` and smoochin` and Mary Lou said, `Why don`t we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.` So we did."
He continued, "We started cuddlin` and smoochin` some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots.
Then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said `Okay,Billy-Bob, go to town`.
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