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Be careful with the safety
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A guy from Arkansas walks up the complaint department in a
large department store and says, "I`m really pissed at you
folks! This shotgun I bought for my brother doesn`t work."
The clerk at the counter takes the gun, looks it over, and
flicks a switch. "There," he says, "you didn`t disengage the
safety catch first."
The Arkansan takes the gun back, looks at it for a second,
then squeezes the trigger. The blast blows a six-inch hole
in the clerk`s chest. He falls to the floor in a pool of
blood and gore.
The Arkansan looks over the counter for a moment, then
shakes his head.
"What a shame," he mutters. "He was a smart sucker."
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