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Be careful with the safety
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A guy from Arkansas walks up the complaint department in a large department store and says, "I`m really pissed at you folks! This shotgun I bought for my brother doesn`t work." The clerk at the counter takes the gun, looks it over, and flicks a switch. "There," he says, "you didn`t disengage the safety catch first." The Arkansan takes the gun back, looks at it for a second, then squeezes the trigger. The blast blows a six-inch hole in the clerk`s chest. He falls to the floor in a pool of blood and gore. The Arkansan looks over the counter for a moment, then shakes his head. "What a shame," he mutters. "He was a smart sucker."
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