The mess on monica's dress

Have you seen the mess on Monica`s Dress, How it got there
is anyone`s guess

Her 15 minues of fame, All because of this sticky stain,

Now she sits before the grand jury, All amist a crusing
media fury,

Raise your right hand and tell your story Ken Starr said in
his McCarthy-like glory

Legs crossed and sitting pretty, She answered the
questions...rather giddy,

Who Was there? What Happened? On this date or day? Tell All
here, No lying! - NOW SAY!

Positions uncompromised in a "Secret Serviced" room When
agents walked away when they saw `you know whom`

She smiled and said. Don`t blame me! Bill and Hillary are
really exhibitionists -- you see

I just sat there and watched from the seat of the cot and
then Bill pulled out and there was a shot.

But instead of landing where one would guess it shot so
far, it landed on my dress

So there you have it the truth now be told I never actually
touched it-- He was just too old.

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