The clinton tragedy

One little boy stands up and offers `If my best friend who
lives next door was playing in the street when a car came
along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.`

`No,` Clinton says, `That would be an ACCIDENT.`

A girl raises Her hand. `If a school bus carrying fifty
children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that
would be a tragedy.`

`I`m afraid not,` explains Clinton.

`That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.`

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

`What?` asks Clinton, `Isn`t there any one here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?`

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid
voice, he says: `If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary
Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.`

`Wonderful!` Clinton beams. `Marvelous! And can you tell me
WHY that would be a tragedy?`

`Well,` says the boy, `because it wouldn`t be an accident,
and it certainly would not be a great loss!`

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