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Picking a candidate
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Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled
simultaneous
campaign rallys in the same park of a small New England
town. After a
lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way
through the
crowd - shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily.
Suddenly, the skies opened and it began to rain. One of the
candidates fled
to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along with half a
dozen regulars.
The other candidate, however, continued to move through the
crowd - shaking
hands, kissing babies, etc.
"That man`s persistence yonder," observed one of the
natives, "sure makes
it easy to know who to vote for."
"Yep," another native agreed. "Sure can`t see myself casting
a vote for a
man who hasn`t the good sense to come in out of the rain."
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