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Lewinsky and kaczynski limericks


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Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and
Kaczynski in a limerick.


Winning Contestants` Entries:


# 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a
flute like Stravinsky `Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute
made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski.


# 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don`t want to
leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use
the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your
chinsky.


# 3 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kaczynski must
surely have known: that an intern is better than a bomb in a
letter given the choice to be blown.


# 4 There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as
much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr`s lap she
confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky."
* (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused
with the ballet dancer.)




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