Johnnie cochrane closing arguments for us v. clinton
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From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are
the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of
United States v. William J. Clinton:
10. If the dress aint a mess, he won`t need to confess
9. The economy`s great, let the White Boy skate
8. If the Bitch didn`t spit, you must acquit
7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
6. Lewinsky`s a whore, and Bill`s better than Gore
5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
3. Bill can`t tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr`s
proof
2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky`s just easy
And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral
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