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Inmates running the asylum?
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Can you imagine working for this organization? It has less
than 1000 employees with the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have been arrested for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are current defendants in lawsuits
*In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?
It`s the 535 members of The United States Congress; the same
group that cranks the laws designed to keep the rest of us in
line. Are the inmates running the asylum?
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