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Heros?
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One day Bill Clinton was out jogging -- and accidentally
fell from a bridge into a very cold river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident.
Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and
dragged the wet president out of
the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of
the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it,
I`ll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I`d like a ticket to
Disneyland!"
"I`ll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Clinton.
"I`d like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.
"I`ll buy them myself and give them to you," said the
grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere.
"And I`d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the
third boy.
"I`ll personally ... wait a second, son, you`re not
handicapped!"
"No -- but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved
from drowning."
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